Somebody just give me an apartment/house in Oregon, okay?

Tired of trying to find something for August while 2,000 miles away.

Sometimes I get aggravated so I whisper to myself, “fuck everyone.”

I love it when people at work make fun of me for eating a healthy lunch everyday.

Yesterday I said something about trying to cut down a bit more on my carbohydrate intake and several people scoffed. 

Like, what the fuck? I’m trying to be healthy here and it’s hard enough as it is. I already get enough grief for being vegetarian.